Guns

Wanna know the easiest place to get shot? Florida! Not only does The NRA support me, but the amount they're planning on giving me now that you can legally carry a gun without a permit will be HUGE!

No Permit?

No Problem!

Like I said, it's now much easier to get shot since really nobody is paying attention to who is carrying what. Whatevs, I don't give a shit.

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Pulse Nightclub

Remember the Pulse Nightclub shooting? I cut funding that affected survivors of that. I mean, they're gay so what.

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More Will Die

More people will die because of my loosening of gun laws. They will die on my watch, and I'm okay with this.

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