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Wanna know the easiest place to get shot? Florida! Not only does The NRA support me, but the amount they're planning on giving me now that you can legally carry a gun without a permit will be HUGE! 

No Permit?

No Problem!

Like I said, it's now much easier to get shot since really nobody is paying attention to who is carrying what. Whatevs, I don't give a shit.

Pulse Nightclub

Remember the Pulse Nightclub shooting? I cut funding that affected survivors of that. I mean, they're gay so what.

More Will Die

More people will die because of my loosening of gun laws. They will die on my watch, and I'm okay with this.

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