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Mouses

I'm fighting with an animated mouse. Why? Because the mouse is woke. The mouse supports everything I hate. I got married at DisneyWorld but it doesn't count because Mickey wasn't there.

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Mickey Timeline

A timeline of my pathetic fight with a magical place that makes me sick.

Disney Pulls Plug

Here's a great example of how a mouse is owning my bitch ass.

Disney Wedding

Shit...forgot I got married at DisneyWorld.

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